"Can somebody explain what this $200 thing is all about?"

Hello friends. I noticed that a lot of you asking about $200 thing in ReviewTechUSA's comment sections. So I will try my best to explain what this $200 thing is all about. My english is very bad and broken so be prepared for a lot of grammatical mistakes and other shit to happen. But I will try my best to explain and answer all your questions about Cheddargrate Scandal of 2014.


How did this begin:

In a year 2014 a white obese youtuber Rich of ReviewTechUSA made a deal with some small minor youtuber Big Cheese. Big Cheese was also obese youtuber, but unlike Rich, he was not white, but black. well I mean afroamerican so called; a specie of another race; once a slave. So Cheese offered to give his PC to Rich of ReviewTechUSA for 6 months of advertising his channel and mere $200. So they both agreed to this deal and Cheese sent his PC to Rich and Rich started to advertise Big Cheese's channel in the end of his videos.

Everything went nicely at first. Rich advertised Cheese's channel at the end of his videos as agreed (most of us obviously skipped that crap and nobody really cared about some minor youtube channel advertised at the end of the video) for some time. But things went bad when Big Cheese asked to pay him his $200 which he rightfully deserved. And then Rich of ReviewTechUSA shown his true greedy face. He refused to pay and offered to send back Cheese's PC to Big Cheese. But Big Cheese obviously wasn't happy about that and demanded his hard earned $200. and this is how Cheddargrate Scandal of 2014 happened. Both obese youtubers started to fight through the facebook for $200 which they both wanted badly. Big Cheese even said that his wife was sick, obviously to dramatize the situation even more. Later drama went all over the youtube. They published a lot of dramatic videos exposing each other, one of them was "Rich of ReviewTechUSA Unprofessional Businessman w/ Evidence" followed by even more drama video, such as "apology" video, "apology accepted" video and later all these videos been deleted, because both obese youtubers probably realized that they look like two dumb overdramatic bitches fighting for a cock, so they just destroyed all the evidence and hoped that peoples will forget all this drama shit. Unfortunately, peoples did not forget. Peoples still remember it and even worse - reminding all this shit, that ended months ago, in the comment sections of every video of  Rich of ReviewTechUSA. The amount of trolls are huge, until the point where Big Cheese $200 comments overwhelms regular comments, and looks like they're not going to stop anytime soon...

FAQ:

Who the hell is Big Cheese anyway?

A black obese small youtuber who makes videos about gaming and stuff. Of course you don't know him, since he has only around 10 000 subscribers... so lets make him more popular by advertising his channel.


BLACK?!! DID YOU SAID BLACK?!! YOU'RE A RACIST PIG HEAVENSTROLL BLADEMASTER!!!

Calm down, I m not a racist pig. It wasn't an insult, it was just a reference to a skin color. Not really even black, my apologies, rather brown or dark brown. It is not an insult nor racism just to call white things white and brown things brown. its more like a fact and it's not meant to insult anyone.

You want to know who is truly a racist? here you go:

Credit to +Review My Cucumber USA for this picture

FAQ:

But why they never says "Big Cheese" in the comments? why they're calling him Massive Mozzarella, Large amount of  solidified milk, Big Black Cheddar, Swiss Gouda or some other stupid alternative name?

This phenomenon is known as "The Filter Myth". Once Rich of ReviewTechUSA became butthurted because of BC$200 comments until the point that he wanted to disable comments in his videos. But instead he installed a filter that was supposed to stop from publishing comments with certain keywords, such as "Big Cheese" and "$200". Unfortunately, this didn't end well for Rich as well. Knowing the fact that trolls possess a very high intelligence, it wasn't hard for them to trick that shitty filter of Rich. So to avoid that shitty filter of Rich, trolls came up with a very creative ways to name the subject, such as Massive Mozzarella, Swiss Gouda, Big Cheddar, HE WHO SHOULD NOT BE NAMED, Obese Gorgonzola, Mammoth Gouda, Magnus Caseus, Queso Grande, Large quantity of solidified milk, Large quantity of solidified cows cum, Fatass Parmesan, Big Swiss, Gib Eseehc, B!g Ch33ze, ビッグチーズ, and many others...

Also they changed $200 with other currencies (for example 24 280.33 Japanese yen which is equal to 200 USD (2015 03 11)).

But what is the reason for all of this?

Well, everyone has his own reasons, my friend. Like "to not let a good joke die", "to not let meme die", "to remind evil Rich about what he did to Big Black Cheddar", "to expose Rich", "for fun", "to annoy Rich", "to annoy Rich's viewers/fanbase", "to annoy somebody/anybody", "to be an asshole", "to avenge Big Cheese", "to remind Cheddargrate Scandal of 2014", "to not let drama die", "to cause even more drama" or just for the heck of it...

Okay, but when all this trolling going to stop? it was going on for months!

As far as we currently know - never. We will never forget Big Cheese's $200.

What is this all has to do with cucumbers?

Cucumber is a favorite Rich's sex toy. This video will explain it all better than entire paragraph of text.

But what kind of shithole blog is this??? I see incest stories about you fucking your own sister! just what the fuck, man?? you're fucking sick!!

Irrelevant! Please stay on topic!!

Is this truth that there are peoples dedicated to spam Rich's comment sections?

Rumors says that there are peoples who calls themselves "Big Cheese Crusaders". Rumors says that they will never forget Cheddargrate Scandal. they spam Rich's comment sections with BC$200 comments and thumbs up each others comments so they would be visible and so nobody would forget Rich's crime. Their identities are highly classified. But this is nothing more than just a rumors, you shouldn't believe in such a thing.

Is that truth that there are entire communities on Google+ dedicated to BC$200 comments?

I doubt it. I don't know where you heard or read these conspiracy theories, but you shouldn't believe in such a thing. I mean who would go through so much troubles to create entire G+ community just to spam somebody's comment sections? really? a G+ community dedicated to spam BC$200 comments?? No way, there's no such a thing. Who would do something like that...

Is that truth that other gaming channels also been affected with BC$200 comments?

Yes. Other channels also became victims of BC$200 comments. Boogie2988, AngryJoeShow, IGN, Machinima and other major gaming channels also been attacked.

Is that truth that all this wouldn't have to happen if Rich payed $200 to Big Cheese?

Yes. It is the truth. All this wouldn't have to happen if only Rich payed 146 Republic Credits to a honest obese hard working man...  Unerected.

I want to spam BC$200 comments too. How do I begin? 

Well, welcome to the club! You can either spam these comments by yourself, or you can join one of these G+ groups: 

Group 1

Group 2

AHA!! SO THERE ARE G+ COMMUNITIES DEDICATED TO SPAM BC$200 COMMENTS!! YOU'RE A LIAR HEAVENSTROLL BLADEMASTER!!!!!

Ah... Well.....  N-No... I.. I just....

I am sick of BC$200 comments! when will Rich going to disable his comments?

Never. Want it or not you WILL enjoy these comments.

I think trolls who spam BC$200 comments are bunch of nolife virgins who have nothing better to do with their miserable life. I do not support you guys, I think you all are stupid, I think you should stop and fuck you guys! I hope you all will die! Have a good one.

Well, I must admit that one day we all going to die. But BC$200 comments will be remembered and continued generation by generation and will never die. Anyway, your butthurt cannot stop us.

So will Big Cheese get his money back?

We're doing everything we can, but I must admit... not likely. It is extremely hard to take away Cheese's hard earned moneys from someone's like Rich grasp. He is one big greedy lucky bastard...

I noticed that $200 from my wallet is missing! Do you think Rich has something to do with this?

Yes. He most likely has something to do with this...

Credit to Naruto Uzumaki for this picture.

So we all need to hate Rich?

Not necessary. Its not like we actually hate him. Most of us are his subscribers and we like his videos. We are driven not by hate, but by sense of justice. You don't have to hate Rich, but be sure to always leave a BC$200 comment in his videos just for the heck of it.

How can I regrow my penis? I lost it in the car accident last Sunday. 

You cannot.

So, I hope I answered all your questions. If you have any more questions, you can send them to me and I'll do my best to answer all your questions. And again, sorry for my broken, bad, first grader's level English. 

Now here's some videos you should see:

Be sure to rate, comment, favorite and subscribe and as always thank you for supporting BC$200 trolls. Have a good one.

A problems with my pussy

"The problems with my pussy started a few years ago. I always noticed that when I done my homeworks in my room in silence, some noises came out from my pussy. Later at nights I started to hear a calm beautiful melody. When I tried to listen where it came from I realized that that silent music have been coming from my pussy. and it repeated every night. Once in a while when I've been in silence I often heard that silent beautiful music coming out from my pussy. later things became even more awkward. One night when I heard that melody again, I decided to check my pussy and when I looked at it.. I was amazed.. A LIGHT was coming out from my vagina. Light often went through my panties and lightened floor when I went into a toilet at night. And that music doesn't stop...  so please tel me WTF? what the honest fuck is going on  in my pussy? anybody knows?"

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My romance with my english teacher

I will tell you about one even in my life long time ago.

 

Well I fell in love with an older woman. She was like 6 years older then me. so I started to talk with her and spend my time with her. I bough her flowers and candies and presents. but there was a great problem. she was married at that time. but oh well, not a big deal since her husband worked in another country at that time. so to make a long story short, I was able to get into close friendship with her. and not too long time after that I was able to take over her. she started to cheat on her husband with me. since her husband was non attractive looser with glasses (rather scopes) and wasn't good in a bed. so we enjoyed our relationships for like a month. and then her husband returned so she asked me to leave her alone and never talk with anyone about what happened between us. and yes she still was my english teacher at that time (that explains why my english is so bad. because I more often fucked my teacher instead of studying, but oh well..). so we had to pretend that nothing happened between us. she quit me after her husband returned from Italy. but yet I really loved her... and soon it was summer vacation. 3 monts passed. I haven't seen her for all those 3 long months. I really missed her. when studies finally begun again I was very happy because I though I will be able to see my beloved english teacher again. but then I heard a rummor that she's pregnant. and I thought "oh shit who did trashed my beloved teacher like that?! who dared?!". I talked with her one day after school. she asked me to forget about what happened between us back then and she said that her husband made her pregnant. that looser with scopes...

 

well I decided to end that shit. I didn't wanted pregnant women. like who would want to love trashed female? eww.. all love in my heart for her suddenly vanished. vaporized. disapeared.

 

so I never wanted to see her anymore. but then another shit happened. another day her husband, who was my chemistry teacher heard those nasty rummors about my little romance with his wife! he became very very angry and very dangerous! one day he couldn't controll himself and attacked me in a school corridor! he beated me with fists, he was mad and I had to defend myself somehow! he was bigger than me and he punched me and kicked me and acted like hes mad! so by defending myself I kicked him really hard into his balls. then he fell and started to shake and white foam came out of his mouth. but just to be sure he won't attack me again I stomped him like 10 times and additionally jumped on his head to make sure he won't attack me anymore. you know, it was all self defence. then ambulance arrived and took him into a hospital.

 

after this terrible event a great scandal begun. this story became public. I was kicked out from school, my chemistry teacher lost his job and balls (his crushed balls were surgicaly removed from his body) and my pregnant english teacher commited suicide for some reason.

 

and so now after so many years I feel.. something like guilt deep in my heart.. like it was somehow my fault. I know this is silly, but sometimes I m thinking that maybe if I didn't interrupted between them maybe it wouldn't have ended like this... I know its stupid to blame myself but I do regret it for some reason. I feel like they would have been ok if not me. but oh well, sometimes its happening, not like I could do something about that. so I m just trying my best to not blame myself... my poor english teacher, why did she killed herself.. she was such a beauty...

 

so this is my biggest regret of my life.

Suicide

It is very hard to understand the reason why a human being would choose to disapear by his own will. Why would he or she walks away from life just like this? And leaves his/her family and friends suffering...

 

A week ago my old friend who I knew for decades since our childhood choosed to end his own life.

 

He turned on his cars engine in a closed garage without proper ventilation system. Half an hour passed and he fell to sleep. And he never woke up anymore...

 

He left a letter. I never got a chance to see what was written in that letter... A tragedy for all his family and friends. Everyone who knew him can't understand why did he done such a thing.. He always been a happy person, filled with the joy of life. At least everyone remembers him this way..

His mother and father and his brother are still in shock. This sunday I was in his funeral...

Everybody cried. Since he was my friend since our childhood I wonder what should I do? Should I pretend to be sad or something? should I pretend that I care and try my best to cry as everybody else? Because I m not sure what should I do since its not like I'd give a single fuck you know...

my sad story

hey I'll tell you my really sad story about how my parents abused me:

so I had a lovely big sister. she was 3 years older than me. very beautiful. she allways took care of me when I was nothing more than a small stupid child. I loved her very much. LIKE REALLY MUCH. all my childhood we been together. but later it started to change. as I grow bigger and bigger I started to take care of my beloved sister, helping her with various things. as I was told by father that I am a man and man must take care of his sister as a man. so I allways helped my sister with everything and treated her nicely. but sudenly she started to change! her chest.. started to grow bigger. and her ass.. her body transformed. and time to time after seeing her I started to feel something weird in my pants. something hard.. I couldn't understand it back then... 

when we were small we used to sleep together because I often got nightmares. so she allowed me to sleep in her bed with her. but after she turned 14 she didn't allowed me to sleep with her anymore. but one night when I was 12 and she was 15 I got a terrible nightmare and came to her room and asked if I can sleep with her. I was scared and I almost cryed. so she agreed. and we slept together. and that night.. I started to grab her while she slept. I really was currious about her female body. I touched her intimate places. and then sudenly she woke up with my fingers in her vagina.. she said "what are you doing!?" and looked at me with weird look in her face.. then I kissed her in the lips. I started to kiss her. a lot. we kissed and then we started to grab each other and this was our first time when we had sex. first, but not the last. we started to sleep (sex) together every night. we enjoyed each other... we loved each other. that was most amazing nights in my life...

But then a great disaster happened. our PARENTS FIND OUT our secret. they cough us together... they screamed and shouted at us.. later they talked with us.. we've been forced to go to psychologists after that. they said it isn't normal for us to love each other that way. but I still loved my sister more than anything in the world... 
I told to my parents that they cannot change it, I refused to stop loving my sister. so they separated us... they sent my sister to live with our uncle and his wife in another town which was in another side of my country. like 300km away.. they said she will study in better school there and it's for her own good. but the truth was that they just brutally separated us like that. I havent seen my sister for years. it was so hard. I was thinking about her everyday. life became so empty and meaningless. I was so lonely.. after almost a year separated she came back home for christmas. I though we will be together again at least for that short christmas week.. but she said that our relationships was a mistake and that we shouldn't have done that... and then she left again.. I didn't wanted to live anymore. I kept wondering why do our parents acting so cruel with us. life was so dark.. I kept thinking about commiting suicide.

that was like 7 years of hell. but now I m independant grown up man and parents cannot abuse me like that anymore. I m meeting with my sister a lot and our relationships are just fine. my parents bitching about it and allways warning us not to do incestical stuff. but its not their business anymore.

so thats my story. I tried to make it short so many details left aside, but I guess you got the main point.

most embarasing moment of my life

once a long time ago I was riding on my bike. suddenly I saw a bunch of beautiful girls. I decided to show them how cool I am and started to drive my bike without hands. I wanted to impress all those girls. but a disaster happened. suddenly I lost my balance and fell and I landed on iron frame of my bike with my balls. my balls crushed into my bikes frame.. hit was so hard that I fell on the ground and started to shake and white foam was coming out of my mouth. I didn't even understood what happening anymore, the great pain overwhelmed my minds and it became so dark in my eyes.. and I lost my consciousness. all those girls seen it.. such an embarasment...

but it wasnt over yet.. gods prepared even greater chalenge for me....


so I woke up in a hospital. and a beautiful young nurse came to check me. she was so beautiful. I lost my ability to talk for a moment. she was like most beautiful girl I saw in my life... such a sexy beautiful young nurse. I got a bonner instantly.. 

and then she told me about what happened to me. that I hit my balls really hard in my bikes frame and my balls suffered greatly and became dysfunctional so they must do a surgery for my balls. so I tough "holy crap"...


I wanted to refuse surgery but my parents and doctors convinced me. they said that without surgery I can suffer even greater health diseases in future. so I kinda had to agree with it..


and so one day the same beautiful nurse came to me again. I was so hapy to see her. I fell in love and I wanted to confess my feelings to her. but before I could say a word she explained to me that she came.... to shave my pubic hairs before operation. oh gods... I though wtf? I said her to worry not, I can do it myself. but she said that I wont be able to shave myself clean enough. I said that its not necessary, but she get a bit angry and said "cmon dont be a child!". and so even without my permission that beautiful sexy nurse took off my pants and started to shave my pubic hairs. at that moment while she was shaving me I was praying to the gods in my minds - "please no bonner, please no bonner, PLEASE NO BoNNER, GODS OF ALL TIME PLEASE just NOT NOW!".. but I couldnt controll myself properly... gods, she was so sexy and beutiful that I suddenly got bonner. while she shaved me.. this was the greatest embarasment I got in my life.. I'll never forget that look that she gave to me back then.. at that moment I just wanted to disapear..

even more bonner interfered in her work so she had to hold it with her fingers while she shaved everything around. it was such an embarasement that I wanted to die...


and next day I had that surgery.. and soon after they let me go home. before I left hospital I met her (that sexy nurse) in the corridor. she smiled and asked "so how are you?" and I was so nervous that I said something like "eh? how are I do you mean?? Ifrine afta rI em now!".. so I made a total idiot out of myself against a beautiful girl once again.. so I just ran away from that hospital to my homes, locked in my room and cried for 3 days.

so this is the story of my greatest embarasment in my life. Its so hard to remember. sometimes when I suddenly remembering this story a tears coming out from my eyes...

my tragic story

some of my regrets are too sad to be written. but I'll write one of them.

my story is long, sad and written in shitty english so be prepared.



It was a beautiful winter full of snow. a white beautiful time 3 days before christmas. I was all about christmas mood and it was already long holidays for me. outside my warm home was very cold those days. so one beautiful morning I decided to go for a walk with my beloved dog. I went to the most beautiful place in my area. a frozen lake near the forest. it was so white snowy and beautiful but so cold but my dogy was so happy and energetic. he loved to walk with me in the nature. and he was running all over that frozen lake full of the joy of life and I was just standing there and remembering my old beautiful times. and then it happened. the little boy apeared on that lake and my dog (which is not small) noticed him and started to run into him. I though "oh shit!" and started to call my dog to come back. my dog is not argesive but still if he somehow bite that boy or something I'd be in trouble. but my dog didn't listen to me and didn't came back. and he started to play with that boy, sniffing him and I got angry cause that dick didn't listened to me and started to run towards him. and while I was running towards him OH GODS the ice broke and both my dog and that little boy fell into the freezing water! and then adrenaline flooded all my body and minds! I ran there and tryed to get my dog out of that freezing water but I was too close to the edge and ice broke again and I myself fell into the water! water was freezing as fuck! and so the first thing I did in that freezing water was grabbing my dog and pushing him on ice (he wasn't too heavy so ice didin't broke while I did it). and then I grabbed the edge of ice to not drown myself. edge of ice that I hold broke a few times but pretty fast I find a place where ice was strong enough for me to climb on it. and thanks Gods and my good physical condition I was able to climb on that ice and save my skin! and then after I got my ass on ice I noticed that woman screaming the name of that boy that was still in the water. that was his mother. at that time while I was in shock I fucking forgot that was someone else besides me and my dog in that freezing water! then I didint know what to do anymore..
that boy was holding on edge of ice but unable to climb up. he was screaming for his mother to help but she couldn't get close to him as ice was clearly weak in that area. I knew that if I go near the edge ice will broke again. I was all freezed and couldn't even think of what will happen if I fall into that water again. I would die in second try. so the only idea that came into my mind was to call for help (it was bad idea ofcource but only one that came to my mind) so I tryed to take my phone out of my pocket but my fingers was so freezed that I couldn't do it and when I finally did I saw that my phone doesn't work as it was in water for that whole long freezing minute! then I started to shout to that woman to call help with her phone but she was all in a fucking panic and only screamed and cryed and didin't hear me. and so while I was shouting her to call help that little boy freezed and drown in my eyes. that was one of the most terrible things I saw in my life...

after that I was in hospital for all the christmas week as I catched a terrible cold. I was thinking the whole time about that terrible event. could I saved that boy as well? should I saved him instead of my dog?(nah.. my lovely pet was first priority after all) or would I died myself if I'd tryed to save him as well while in water? gods knows.. but I regret I couldn't save him.

also there was some peoples and even my friends in my town who after hearing this story condemned me for saving dog instead of that little boy (he was like 6 years old). but this story happened like 8 years ago and now almost nobody remembers it. except me. I'll remember it for all my life. also I heard that that mother who saw her children drown in her eyes later ended up in psychoteraphy hospital as she almost went out of her right mind.

thats one of events I regret. ONE of events I regret, but not the most regreted one..

also my dogy is still alive with me and we still going for walks and 10 miles runs. he's my beloved friend. in that situation I forgot almost everything in the world and only thing in my mind was how to save my dog. I do not regret saving him instead of that boy, but I do regret that I didn't tryed to save that boy as well.

so that's my sad story. thanks for listening.