How did this begin:
A long time ago when I was just a regular random Youtube watcher and minor softcore troll, I loved to watch a channel called ReviewTechUSA. Those clickbait-waste-of-time videos of our old friend Rich were a good thing to watch while you're eating sandwiches with cheese and drinking coffee at the morning just before you rush into your annoying lovely job. Back then I watched those videos, played video games, worked in my job (for money, not out of love) and did all my regular everyday stuff that I missed so much... Back then I couldn't have imagine what I will be dragged into in a near future...
And then it happened.... the great and famous Cheddargrate Scandal of 2014
When Ricardo stole a $200 from Grand Obese Gouda and Riches comment sections were occupied with infamous $200 joke. I swear to gods it was hilarious!! I fucking loved it. Such a massive amounts of trolls completely over-filled comment sections of RTU with the most original and hilarious ways to remind stolen $200 dollars to Rich of ReviewTechUSA. Rich obviously wanted for that $200 story to be forgotten as soon as possible, but trolls are like sharks - they can smell a drop of blood (butthurt) from miles away and next thing you see is a whole bunch of trolls posting in your comment sections exactly that same kind of shit that you want everyone to forget! The joke remain alive for months and even today you can still see it in the comment sections of RTU sometimes.
And I was a part of it. I loved $200 joke. I loved all those comments. I loved all those trolls. And I always up-voted every single $200 comment that I saw. It was a pure epicness that shall never be forgotten.
At first we were just a bunch of random trolls who didn't know each other. But later one young and brave hero made a step further and united all the major trolls of RTU comment sections and created the G+ private community called "The Big Cheese Foundation". His name was Just gimme my $200 . And this is how The First Crusade have begun!
The First Crusade
It was the beginning for us all. We joined into a group. We weren't just random trolls anymore. We were a community united by a great cause - to return stolen $200 to Jakeem Johnson (aka Big Cheese).
Our purpose were to spam $200 joke in RTU comment sections until insane level and up-vote each others comments so they would be visible and overflow all regular comments of Rich's fanbase. We still were just a softcore trolls back then. We shared a funny photoshopped pictures, some of us created videos exposing Rich and we basically just trolled and had fun together. We became a bunch of friends and the First Crusade is known as our best time together. Our magnificent past..
Even later when $200 joke became less popular we refused to let it die and for a long time we - the Big Cheese Crusaders alone didn't let the world to forget about stolen Big Cheeses $200.
It was the most beautiful time, but unfortunately, soon a shadow of troubles covered our group.
War demand sacrifices. One of the first soldiers that we lost was our elite member Rich's Exposed Final Form. He missed in action and nobody knows what happened to him until this day. But what happened later was even more terrible. Our most precious commander in chief Just gimme my $200 missed in action. Without him we became leaderless and disorganized group. At first we hoped he would return, but after some time we fell into a panic. Group became leaderless, but thanks to our Lord Big Cheesus one of our high rank officers Review My Cucumber USA second in command, took the role of the leader and led our group. But it wasn't the same. Loss of our original commander in chief had a terrible demoralizing effect on our group. We hoped for Just gimme my $200 to return. We waited him for weeks.. and months.. but he didn't return...
Later war took even more heros. A lot of our veterans were killed in a battlefield of comment sections of RTU. We lost our soldiers. Review my ass USA, ReviewShrekUSA, Review Gulag USSR, Rich Villain, ExposedTech USA, ReviewTechsposedUSA - The CuCumbersome Thief, Osama Of ReviewBombsSaudiArabia, ReviewDevilUSA, SKIBBIDY BOP AND STEAL 200, Spartan Joe, The Big Cheese Justice League, IIDoratus, Feminist Association of Togetherness- LONG LIVE ANITA SARKEESIAN, Sex-E-Coco (the original one), ReviewCucumbersUSA, Captain CucumberUSA, ReviewTechKKK, Spaghettiinmybunghole, RichRollTechUSK, ReviewyourKidsPrivatesUSA, HeisenberdRU, Review Horse Cocks USA, ReviewYourChildren US-House Arrest, ReviewTingleUSA, Rich of Review Scam USA, Richie Boi of ReviewThaHoodUSA, TakesItUpTheAss Usa, Do you even gusto, The 200 Dollar Man and many others were killed or lost in the battlefields.. some of their bodies were never found. Others profile pages became into a dead remembrance of once a greatest soldiers of Big Cheese... They are still alive in our hearts, in the hearts of true Crusaders who remembers them until this day. And their souls are still here with us, silently supports us in our every step. We can still feel some of their presence here between us.
But those who remained alive had to keep fighting. We refused to give up. After losing a lot of great soldiers and even commander in chief Just gimme my $200 himself we faced a crisis. It almost split our group and started a civil war... It was one of the hardest times in our history. But we refused to give up and we chose a new leader. Review My Cucumber USA officially became our new leader and he started a new G+ group - "Big Cheese our Lord and Savior". This was a major event in our history when we took a different direction. At first it led us into a lot of hardships, inside fights and debates as some of us considered this step (to open a new group and partially abandon the original one) as unethical, because a lot of us still had a hope in our hearts that commander in chief Just gimme my $200 will return one day...
But everything was resolved after some time and all those hard moments of our history couldn't break the spirit of our group after all. Instead it made us stronger and more united. We learned from our mistakes and most important - instead of giving up we chose to fight. And later it led us to a great success and glory.
But this is where another story begins. The story of The Second Crusade in our second infamous group known as "Big Cheese our Lord and Savior".
