2015 m. kovo 11 d., trečiadienis

"Can somebody explain what this $200 thing is all about?"


Hello friends. I noticed that a lot of you asking about $200 thing in ReviewTechUSA's comment sections. So I will try my best to explain what this $200 thing is all about. My english is very bad and broken so be prepared for a lot of grammatical mistakes and other shit to happen. But I will try my best to explain and answer all your questions about Cheddargrate Scandal of 2014.


How did this begin:

In a year 2014 a white obese youtuber Rich of ReviewTechUSA made a deal with some small minor youtuber Big Cheese. Big Cheese was also obese youtuber, but unlike Rich, he was not white, but black. well I mean afroamerican so called; a specie of another race; once a slave. So Cheese offered to give his PC to Rich of ReviewTechUSA for 6 months of advertising his channel and mere $200. So they both agreed to this deal and Cheese sent his PC to Rich and Rich started to advertise Big Cheese's channel in the end of his videos.

Everything went nicely at first. Rich advertised Cheese's channel at the end of his videos as agreed (most of us obviously skipped that crap and nobody really cared about some minor youtube channel advertised at the end of the video) for some time. But things went bad when Big Cheese asked to pay him his $200 which he rightfully deserved. And then Rich of ReviewTechUSA shown his true greedy face. He refused to pay and offered to send back Cheese's PC to Big Cheese. But Big Cheese obviously wasn't happy about that and demanded his hard earned $200. and this is how Cheddargrate Scandal of 2014 happened. Both obese youtubers started to fight through the facebook for $200 which they both wanted badly. Big Cheese even said that his wife was sick, obviously to dramatize the situation even more. Later drama went all over the youtube. They published a lot of dramatic videos exposing each other, one of them was "Rich of ReviewTechUSA Unprofessional Businessman w/ Evidence" followed by even more drama video, such as "apology" video, "apology accepted" video and later all these videos been deleted, because both obese youtubers probably realized that they look like two dumb overdramatic bitches fighting for a cock, so they just destroyed all the evidence and hoped that peoples will forget all this drama shit. Unfortunately, peoples did not forget. Peoples still remember it and even worse - reminding all this shit, that ended months ago, in the comment sections of every video of  Rich of ReviewTechUSA. The amount of trolls are huge, until the point where Big Cheese $200 comments overwhelms regular comments, and looks like they're not going to stop anytime soon...


FAQ:

Who the hell is Big Cheese anyway?

A black obese small youtuber who makes videos about gaming and stuff. Of course you don't know him, since he has only around 10 000 subscribers... so lets make him more popular by advertising his channel.


BLACK?!! DID YOU SAID BLACK?!! YOU'RE A RACIST PIG HEAVENSTROLL BLADEMASTER!!!

Calm down, I m not a racist pig. It wasn't an insult, it was just a reference to a skin color. Not really even black, my apologies, rather brown or dark brown. It is not an insult nor racism just to call white things white and brown things brown. its more like a fact and it's not meant to insult anyone.

You want to know who is truly a racist? here you go:
Credit to +Review My Cucumber USA for this picture


FAQ:

But why they never says "Big Cheese" in the comments? why they're calling him Massive Mozzarella, Large amount of  solidified milk, Big Black Cheddar, Swiss Gouda or some other stupid alternative name?

This phenomenon is known as "The Filter Myth". Once Rich of ReviewTechUSA became butthurted because of BC$200 comments until the point that he wanted to disable comments in his videos. But instead he installed a filter that was supposed to stop from publishing comments with certain keywords, such as "Big Cheese" and "$200". Unfortunately, this didn't end well for Rich as well. Knowing the fact that trolls possess a very high intelligence, it wasn't hard for them to trick that shitty filter of Rich. So to avoid that shitty filter of Rich, trolls came up with a very creative ways to name the subject, such as Massive Mozzarella, Swiss Gouda, Big Cheddar, HE WHO SHOULD NOT BE NAMED, Obese Gorgonzola, Mammoth Gouda, Magnus Caseus, Queso Grande, Large quantity of solidified milk, Large quantity of solidified cows cum, Fatass Parmesan, Big Swiss, Gib Eseehc, B!g Ch33ze, ビッグチーズ, and many others...
Also they changed $200 with other currencies (for example 24 280.33 Japanese yen which is equal to 200 USD (2015 03 11)).


But what is the reason for all of this?

Well, everyone has his own reasons, my friend. Like "to not let a good joke die", "to not let meme die", "to remind evil Rich about what he did to Big Black Cheddar", "to expose Rich", "for fun", "to annoy Rich", "to annoy Rich's viewers/fanbase", "to annoy somebody/anybody", "to be an asshole", "to avenge Big Cheese", "to remind Cheddargrate Scandal of 2014", "to not let drama die", "to cause even more drama" or just for the heck of it...

Okay, but when all this trolling going to stop? it was going on for months!

As far as we currently know - never. We will never forget Big Cheese's $200.

What is this all has to do with cucumbers?

Cucumber is a favorite Rich's sex toy. This video will explain it all better than entire paragraph of text.

But what kind of shithole blog is this??? I see incest stories about you fucking your own sister! just what the fuck, man?? you're fucking sick!!

Irrelevant! Please stay on topic!!

Is this truth that there are peoples dedicated to spam Rich's comment sections?

Rumors says that there are peoples who calls themselves "Big Cheese Crusaders". Rumors says that they will never forget Cheddargrate Scandal. they spam Rich's comment sections with BC$200 comments and thumbs up each others comments so they would be visible and so nobody would forget Rich's crime. Their identities are highly classified. But this is nothing more than just a rumors, you shouldn't believe in such a thing.

Is that truth that there are entire communities on Google+ dedicated to BC$200 comments?

I doubt it. I don't know where you heard or read these conspiracy theories, but you shouldn't believe in such a thing. I mean who would go through so much troubles to create entire G+ community just to spam somebody's comment sections? really? a G+ community dedicated to spam BC$200 comments?? No way, there's no such a thing. Who would do something like that...

Is that truth that other gaming channels also been affected with BC$200 comments?

Yes. Other channels also became victims of BC$200 comments. Boogie2988, AngryJoeShow, IGN, Machinima and other major gaming channels also been attacked.


Is that truth that all this wouldn't have to happen if Rich payed $200 to Big Cheese?

Yes. It is the truth. All this wouldn't have to happen if only Rich payed 146 Republic Credits to a honest obese hard working man...  Unerected.

I want to spam BC$200 comments too. How do I begin? 

Well, welcome to the club! You can either spam these comments by yourself, or you can join one of these G+ groups: 



AHA!! SO THERE ARE G+ COMMUNITIES DEDICATED TO SPAM BC$200 COMMENTS!! YOU'RE A LIAR HEAVENSTROLL BLADEMASTER!!!!!

Ah... Well.....  N-No... I.. I just....

I am sick of BC$200 comments! when will Rich going to disable his comments?

Never. Want it or not you WILL enjoy these comments.

I think trolls who spam BC$200 comments are bunch of nolife virgins who have nothing better to do with their miserable life. I do not support you guys, I think you all are stupid, I think you should stop and fuck you guys! I hope you all will die! Have a good one.

Well, I must admit that one day we all going to die. But BC$200 comments will be remembered and continued generation by generation and will never die. Anyway, your butthurt cannot stop us.

So will Big Cheese get his money back?

We're doing everything we can, but I must admit... not likely. It is extremely hard to take away Cheese's hard earned moneys from someone's like Rich grasp. He is one big greedy lucky bastard...

I noticed that $200 from my wallet is missing! Do you think Rich has something to do with this?

Yes. He most likely has something to do with this...
Credit to Naruto Uzumaki for this picture.


So we all need to hate Rich?

Not necessary. Its not like we actually hate him. Most of us are his subscribers and we like his videos. We are driven not by hate, but by sense of justice. You don't have to hate Rich, but be sure to always leave a BC$200 comment in his videos just for the heck of it.


How can I regrow my penis? I lost it in the car accident last Sunday. 

You cannot.



So, I hope I answered all your questions. If you have any more questions, you can send them to me and I'll do my best to answer all your questions. And again, sorry for my broken, bad, first grader's level English. 

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