How to not get banned on Google+

Trolling guide - How to stay unbanned on G+


Hello fellow trolls. I made this guide for you, so you could troll safe on Google+, with a minimum possibility to be banned.

So I've been trolling youtube and G+ for almost 7 years already and my account never been banned even once. How could I achieve this you may ask? I will explain all things you need to know in this guide. My English is quite bad, so be prepared.

There are just a 3 simple things you need to know:

1st : So, the first of all, you don't need to do anything special. Nothing. Just relax and troll. And enjoy! Google+ simply don't care about trolling, harassment and hate speech. Google+ has no man power to monitor such a big social network as G+ (and Youtube).

To get you banned someone needs to report your trolling posts. Google admins get hundreds of thousands of such reports every day. So they only checks those accounts who collected most of reports. In other words - to be banned you must be reported by hundreds, if not thousands of people. So unless you are some superfamous top end troll it's pretty much impossible to be banned on Google+.

So yes, basically you already can troll/harass and "express your opinion" without any fear to be banned for these things. Enjoy!



2nd : But it's another deal with posting pictures. Do not ever post porn/hentai/gore or any too sexual or too violent pictures on Google+. Because it will definitely get your account banned. It's proven - pictures of Porn/hentai/violence are the only thing that can actually get your account banned on G+. So be careful with pictures.


3rd :  You must know that there are a group of deeply butthurt pro-censorship people on Google+. They are not trolls, but they have no life and they spends 24/7 on the internet. Their sole purpose is to report all trolling posts and harassment and limit your freedom of speech as much as possible. They sitting in their dark room for days and nights while searching for trolls and other people who having fun on the internet and after they find them they reporting them and spending incredible amounts of their miserable lifetime to do everything it takes to get your account banned. Yes, just to get your account banned (a new account may be made in a matter of 3 minutes)...

And so the best options to avoid these insane people is to block them. Yes, just to block them! If you blocked them they won't be able to see your posts anymore, which means they won't be able to report you!

Though it comes with the price - if you report them, you won't be able to attack them and increase their never-ending butthurt which cannot be healed. By blocking them you will lose your capability to harass them, because after you block them they probably won't see your posts as well.

There was a lot of trolls who refused to block these people just to be able to harass them.



So now I will provide you a list of people that you should block. Keep in mind that most of them are insane. 



Dr Michael Nuccitelli the Nutella man aka Nutella


This pedophile looking faggot is known as Michael Nuccitelli aka Nutella. One of the major leaders of all anti-troll groups (groups names won't be given to not promote this cancer of the free internet and freedom of speech).
Source of his infinite butthurt is yet unknown, but this man will definitely report you whenever he has a chance. Block him for your own sake.


CAIN

The same faggot Nuccitelli behind another account. Block immediately for your own safety.




ṤⱧǠ ᴆŐƜ

Okay, this one usually don't waste his time reporting trolls, but you should still block him. Not because he's dangerous (because he isn't), but because he is a major faggot, criminal, incompetent hacker, drug user and thief who stole his logo from innocent DeviantArt user. Also he was arrested for having sex in public place. For a fact this faggot also known as Todd Knisely, should be blocked by every single existing internet user. He and all his bullshit should be isolated from any access. Block for your own sake.

AlphaTina Connelly

Now, not much is known about her, but as much as is known she is insane, paranoid and hysterical pro-censorship fighter who sees child abuse and harassment everywhere. She believes that children are being bullied everywhere, but the most harsh and dangerous place for them to be is obviously - the Internet. No, not school, not streets, not home, not abusive family, not gym, not basketball court, but obviously - the internet is the place where they can be harmed most. Because internet is full of stalkers, psychopaths, trolls, demons, zombies, evil spirits and mass murderers who would kill children through PC screen. She dedicated all her miserable life for spreading this paranoia of her own across the internet and she will do everything to inflict this paranoia to you too! Also she won't hesitate to report you anytime, so just block her "like a coward" and enjoy trolling as well as freedom of speech!

ANA SOLANA



Now, I have no idea who is this one, I never seen her before, but she is one of them. So be sure to block this annoyance out of your sight.

EDITED

She is on our side now. Unblock her! This cute, hot and beautiful Italian girl is now a part of our crew. We must love her from now on. She's our friend!





Brian -White Knight- Williams aka Briana the virgin

And look what we have here! Oh boy...

So where to even begin... This faggot is a 40 year old virgin who spends 24/7 inside his dark room fighting internet trolls. As you can see from his 'nickname' his true gender is unknown. ...It can be either he, she, transgender, transvestite or even hermaphrodite (not that it matters since it never had any sexual relationships anyway).
He... She is also known for being a major drama-queen and backstabber. She trashtalked her own "guildmate" ShadowFag behind his back. She also hijacked Anti-Troll Task Force G+ community, by betraying and backstabbing communities creator and former owner Penitent Tangent.

His.. Her.. I mean It's hobby is to dox people on the internet. Since it has no life anyway, it spends sleepless nights and weeks doing research of some troll who is behind a bunch of VPNs. And he fails to dox them miserably every time. Once it even got it's own ass doxxed in the process.

I could write a whole fucking textwall about this major 40 year old manchild, but he didn't deserve so much attention. Lets leave him rot in his dark lonely room. Be sure to block, so this white wraith of the internet will never find it's peace...


Dark Mystery

Now this "Dark Mystery" is definitely very dark, since nothing is known about this faggot who claims to be a part of Anonymous, but he was seen in pro-censorship groups so you better block him.





Smile ♪

Now this cute blonde with an equally cute kitten is not malicious and not dangerous at all. While she didn't deserve to be included in this "list of honor", I still must give you a warning. She may report your account, so you better block her.





Taysha Arquette


She is irrelevant. But still a member of pro-censorship groups. Block for your own safety.





sulobaiD sueviN (somunnA)




This one is quite irrelevant shitty faggot with a dick in his mouth. He talks a lot, but have no balls and no competence to take any action. Claims to be Anonymous so trolls would be scared, but don't fall for this bullshit. He's nothing. Just block this irrelevant pro-censorship faggotry flee.



Sandec W

Oh boy, now what do we have here...

Another insane, paranoid, hysterical pro-censorship bitch full of hate for trolls and for the rest of the world. Like an evil wraith she hates everything what her never-ending paranoia indicates as a threat. Long time ago somebody inflicted a never ending butthurt to her and so she will not stop until everything is censored.

I am not familiar with her and I never encountered her, but here's what people has to say about her:

"Sandec W (Real name, Ac D) is just like Nutella. That dumb bitch have created at least 10 accounts for snooping and reporting, and I don't believe she'll give up on hunting throlls anytime soon." - Alexander.


Please block her for your own safety.


Eye Predator Ltd


Now this is another sad no lifer who dedicated all his miserable life to only one hobby - reporting people on G+. Really sad creature. I almost feel pity for him (her?). Someday he will die virgin and all alone. Never had friends, never had life, only one never-ending butthurt caused by trolls long time ago. Report button is all he ever had in his life :(

Block him.


RhinoWarrior Pinkie Pie


First I must say that she didn't deserve to be included in this list. She is one of the leaders of pro-censorship groups, but only one who we have no problems with.

Not aggressive unless provoked. Usually she don't waste her time reporting trolls, but doing more relevant things like reporting/hunting pedophiles. Also she supports endangered animals and doing other good stuff, which cannot be related with censorship. Which means she is not our target.

But don't judge a book by its cover - she IS one of the leaders of pro-censorship groups, which means she won't hesitate to report you if she sees you trolling the internets. So if you are intended to troll internets hard, you should consider possibility to block her just for your own safety (and turn on your VPN so her buddy couldn't hack you)

Samantha Dalena

An old fuckbuddy of an old certain well known troll. Once she got butthurted and ran to the pro-censorship side. She is also totally harmless, because one certain troll has a lot of embarrassing things to tell about her. Also rumors says that certain troll possess a very embarrassing photos of her in his folder. And those photos are ready to be released in the wide internets at any moment like a nuclear weapon if she does anything stupid. So she is under control and should remain harmless, which means she isn't worth to be our target as she isn't worth our precious time.

But belonging to pro-censorship groups makes her relatively dangerous so it's always better to block her.


Here is the list of main members and leaders of those pro-censorship groups. There are more of them, but I am physically unable to list them all as it would take too many hours of my life. Ones listed in this list are the most active ones, so if you block them you most likely won't be noticed by their less active members anyway and so you will be safe enough. These are the main core that needs to be blocked.


*All the information about listed people is not a fact, but my personal opinion, which I have a right to express. And this right of freedom of speech is protected by the laws of my country.* 

*If you found this opinion offensive or you don't like it for some reason, then this is totally your own problem and you should shove all your complaints up to your own ass.*


So, I hope this information will help you stay on Google+ unbanned. Good luck and happy trolling, my friend!



Special thanks to Review Drone USA for providing me useful information.